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by ScreamingMonkey May 16, 2023

Creswell, notts

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.

I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

by Gaaarg I'm a pirate January 10, 2019

pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.

Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."

by Nicholas D March 9, 2009

Needle Nuts

When it's cold outside or you are in a situation where your nuts shrivel up into one condensed sac. Normally used when chillin with the niggas. Highly embarrassing in certain situations.

Man 1: "Fuck man, it's needle nuts nigga hours."
Man 2: "For real, I can't let my woman see me like this!"

by Grizzly Wintergreen LONG CUT February 16, 2019

in a nutshell

summed up, condensed

The truth in a nutshell is that I knew nothing of politicis until I heard my mom's opinion on the war.

by Light Joker August 15, 2007

macadamia nuts

Those sneaky little bastards that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they're white chocolate chips.

With my mouth watering, I bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts.

by DaFink January 18, 2011

nutshoved

To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both testicles lodged up within the abdomen. The reversal of this process could take days or even weeks, all dependent on how big the nutshovers biceps were. Until the said testicles descend, the victim in a constant condition that is a.k.a NUTSHOVED.

Nadsack: Dude, u still nutshoved?

Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.

Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009