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Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.
“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”
by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019
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Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage
Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce
by Arandombrit September 6, 2021
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Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"
by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021
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NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce
Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

Nonce Raid later boys?’
by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 4, 2020
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Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.
Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.
by Boniitti July 8, 2019
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UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.
Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”
by QueenScottyRoad September 4, 2021
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