non-tubber

A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.

Look at him, he's a non-tubber! Not even the dogs will go near him!

by Summers May 13, 2005

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015

Non nastè

The act of one being direct opposite of namnaste

That was cruel and very non nastè of you

by Mermaide7 November 23, 2016

non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

by Sconie December 16, 2008

non innocent

Where someone loses their innocence and is very sexual active as well as wanting now that they have been exposed to the real world they see things in new lights and new ways bringing forth this non innocence

"Ashley used to be a saintly and innocent girl but ever since she got some dick she is now non innocent"

by Pseudoman1969 August 31, 2017

Non-Committer

Noun. An individual who possesses a cavalier attitude about most things in his/her life; particularly while dating. Furthermore, this person thrives in ambiguity and is extremely unwilling to give time or energy towards another. They usually are skilled at saying the right things but doesn't necessarily do them; fails to materialize and commit. In other words , he/she "talks the talk" about co-habitating, but it never goes further. At the end of the day, people like this are a menace to society and are a huge waste of time! Set their asses free and move on to someone who has their shit together! They need to grow the hell up!!!

"When I asked if he was talking to anyone else on a dating app , I received a half-ass response that involved him not wanting to commit to anybody". Ugghh, just go on Tinder then! Why is your ass even on a dating app? What a tool"!
" We've been together for 2 years, kinda wondering what the next step is? We've talked about moving in, but when? Wtf! I think I' getting played" Tired of this non-committer!!!!!!!

by Cappy C January 23, 2023