net nauseous (adj)

The feeling that one gets dizzy and wants to throw up after surfing the internet nonstop for a long time.

Surfing the net nonstop for three hours made her net nauseous.
net nauseous (adj)

by naami August 26, 2014

Sour nose

When you're about to cry and you're trying to hold your tears in. That tingling feeling in your nose feels a bit sour.

"Are you ok?"

"Yea, hol' up. I have a sour nose."

by the anonymous turkey October 28, 2020

Post nose

When a based person is questioning an individual’s personal loyalty to Israel online

Huh you want to import more migrants? Post nose.

by Nhfugfu December 9, 2021

hangman's noose

When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.

Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.

by Rhonous July 22, 2018

Noise

nonsense or bullshit that someone is talking

man u need to squash all that noise, I ain't tryin to hear all that

by Moni September 17, 2003

Noise Bot

A newfag set of advertisements which present cliche T-shirts on Urbandictionary.com. Notice how the text on most of the shirts' models are barely legal, therefore boosting sales.

Noise bot, if you want sales, take pictures of the actual shirts, don't just take a picture of a teenage girl wearing a green shirt-- then using paint to put text over the picture of your product.

by Dethgov January 4, 2009

Streatham nose job

the action of stabbing someone in the face with a chizzle

mugger
give me you wallet

victim

fuck off

mugger

do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy

victim

fuck off

vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off

by scared of streatham April 21, 2010