Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.

Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…

by leigh_romo December 8, 2014

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

Puppy pilled

Someone who has been taught to be subservient to a partner or bdsm master for treats and head pats.

These individuals will see then self a puppy girl/boy tho act more "dumb and rambunctious" then a un-pilled puppy

Term can be often seen in online spaces such as Twitter

Maya is so puppy pilled that she reacts better to whistling then her own name.

Michael wants me to give him a name tag with my phone number on as a treat for being a good boy

by Blood bite June 5, 2023

Muffler Puppy

refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.

Hey! Im about to explode pass me the Muffler Puppy.

by SLATE18 May 9, 2011

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016