Nirvana

On the one hand some people grossly overrate them by saying they're the best band ever.

On the other hand even more faggots tear them a new ass unfairly and whine their eyes out saying that they suck!

FACT:Nirvana is better than...

Gn'R who suck!
Pearl Jam who suck!
Radiohead who suck!
RATM who suck!
Soundgarden or Audioslave who suck!
STP!
AIC!
Queensryche!
R.E.M.!
Smashing Pumpkins!
Faith No More!
NIN!
Korn!
Nickelback!
Blink 182!
Incubus!
Counting Crowes!
Silver Chair!
Motley Poo!
White Zombie!
Limp Bizkit!
Puddle Of Mudd!
Kid Rock!

I could keep going but there are just too many shitty bands.I would be here forever!

So Nirvana,they're NOT the best band but they're definately NOT the worst band either.Now shut the fuck up all of you whining little pansies.YOU ALL HAVE SHITTY TASTE!

by bob November 27, 2004

nirvana

1. n. The bestband of all time.

2. n. Some hindu thing?

Nirvana is the greatest band of all time.

by keith k September 21, 2005

Nirvana

Nirvana was a grunge band. The band came to an end after Kurt Cobain decided to be a emo little bitch and shoot his brain which had the IQ of .01. They are what started emo music and cock sucking. Lyrics = Random making no sense at all. Most fans are dirty looking people who don't like to wash.

Kirt Cobain (lead singer and guitarist of Nirvana) put a shot gun bullet in his brain because he couldn't listen to his own music anymore.

by Cock Masterbation May 28, 2008

nirvana

nirvana was one of the gratest bands ever to be they where like the beatles really famous and one of the best grunge artists there evere was and ever will be...if you think other wise there is a serious thing rong with you curt cobain was a great guitarist and had great song like smeels like teen spirt...

nirvana is better then any band now and anybands that are riseing

by _terry_ October 15, 2006

nirvana

nirvana is to clarity what buddhism is to nevermind

I think I have attained nirvana. Or have I ?

by nirvana666 August 26, 2011

Nirvana

Sex practice where you blow your load all over your partners face and the wall behind them.

My husband and I tried nirvana last night. His load covered my face in a milky glaze.

by MrPoPoYo October 23, 2017

Nirvana

A band that is ok, musically and lyrically cripple and uses basic chords to make a catchy melody and then add shitty distortion, basically terribly produced pop

16 year old girl: I love nirvana there so deep
Functioning musician or average human: I hope you grow out of it and they are garbage

by Milkman4u September 18, 2018