Newton Highschool

Fuck this place

I fucking hate newton highschool

by mad_chad January 7, 2024

Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky

wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!

by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024

Cam newton

The feudal lords (male and female) want 100 billion dollars from sports fans, or they lose cam Newton, and soon enough, their team. People talk shit about Jerry Richardson now, but Jerry Richardson didn't try to control sports fans with threats. Even when the Panthers were having their worst seasons, their stadium didn't seem like a big circus tent, ready to pack up and head for another town.

The feudal lords say the sports fans won't keep Cam Newton or their team without hell to pay.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019

Newton

Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.

That nigga Newton cant play basketball for shit.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

A Newton

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.

Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.

by Thatboinona December 29, 2023

Cam Newton

Cam Newton was the most successful Panthers quarterback so far by one season in terms of trips to the playoffs, and in terms of having the best record, and a few other mindless statistics for the people that actually have a desire to measure somebody, but in reality he wasn't the only quarterback to ever be successful in Carolina. Some people remember a guy named Jake Delhomme who wasn't bad at what he did. Statistics don't really make one guy better than the other, people loved them both for a while, then they disappeared, and that's how it goes. Most people don't put a lot of importance on statistics or measures, any more than they do status. The shoes of Cam Newton will be the hardest to fill of the Panthers recent quarterbacks, that is certain.

Cam Newton was an excellent quarterback while in Carolina, and not everybody would make a successful quarterback. You can do things other people can't, and they can do things you can't, that is reality. Nobody has to turn into or emulate Cam Newton to do well as a quarterback, that is the point. Cam Newton is Cam Newton, Jake Delhomme was/is Jake Delhomme, and the next guy is the next guy, that's it.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Joshua Newton

That one guy who obsesses over pop culture and Star-Wars. Reasonably good at school however can be irritating. Will no doubt give you extra math homework.

I can't believe he just gave us extra homework! He is such a Joshua Newton

by RogueG June 20, 2019