Needle dick

When kalob sticks a needle thrue the 2 holes on the side of his horse cock

Person 1: that's a skinny penis
Person 2:that's called a needle dick

by Needle dick kalob May 10, 2020

Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle

Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

needle dick

this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.

"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"

"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."

by It's ya boi needle dick December 14, 2023

Pussy Needles

I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

by RememberToBreathe September 16, 2023

Nifty Needles

When something is interesting, as in ideas or events.

You went to the midnight showing? That's nifty needles.

by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 03, 2023

Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts

Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow

by Cat cakes April 20, 2024