Nathan

A basic surfer name. But only the best surfers have the name Nathan. All the girls would die over Nathan, but they don’t want to express themselves because there nervous.

Person: Wanna come to my party on Friday ?

Girl: Ummmm sorry I can’t I’m busy.

Person: Wait but Nathan will be there!

Girl: Oh yeah I can come! I’ll change my schedule!

Dude that’s a total Nathan right there

by Shuckedgoose69 May 12, 2019

Nathan

An incredible small person who’s family are full of retards, Nathan is so incredibly small because his mother neglected him before the small cunt was born

Look at that incredible small fucker over there, they’re definitely a Nathan

by ReverseCowBoy69 November 25, 2019

Nathan

the most understanding people you would ever meet and the most cutest boys ever. he really makes u feel special and makes u smile without a doubt. if u meet a nathan. KEEP HIM. ur one of the most luckiest people ever.

a girl: im dating nathan!
girl 2: REALLY? keep him.

by URmomskye January 17, 2022

Nathan

Un être vivant du nom de Nathan existe sous deux spécimen: L'un étant très susceptible et pouvant te mettre une pichenette qui t'enverra sur Pluton si tu l'appelle Nathaniel, mais aie bien se faire appeler Nathouille. Le second est un spécimen pouvant aller de 1m90 à 2m10 dés l'âge de 15 ans, il est très gentil et aimable, mais toutes ses actions seront prises pour le contraire de son intention. Peut te péter les cotes et la gorge accidentellement.

"As tu vu ce mec là bas? il est tellement grand qu'on dirait un joueur de basket professionnel, quel Nathan"

by Un petit Nathan March 30, 2020

Nathan

A crazy person who stabs people with pencils

Omg run Nathan has a pencil

by girl😃🖐💀 October 26, 2020

Nathan

Nathan loves everybody and everybody loves Nathan because Nathan is the best.

Nathan is the best

by Nl2336 November 22, 2021

Nathan

Knowing someone named Nathan is the greatest honor any person on earth could receive. Truly a being of divine importance, anyone lucky enough to know someone by the name should consider themselves to be in favor with all gods and deities. Nathan is the embodiment of the moral high ground and his spoken word should be regarded as nothing less than the essence of what is right in any scenario. Nathan’s intellect surpasses that of any great thinkers to ever exist, the mere existence of his mind threatens to upend all human knowledge as it becomes subject to the very whims of Nathans worldwide. Nathan truly is a person of god-like proportions.

Person 1: yo who is that?

Person 2: Shut up and start groveling! Don’t you know that’s Nathan

by Fapgod November 23, 2021