walrus mustache

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...

holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!

by Behnaz February 28, 2008

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

Mustang

1. A horse

2. A popular car made by Ford

3. A club outside of Camp Casey, Korea that has no drinky girls in it but US soldiers still love to go to on Friday and Saturday nights

1. I haven't seen a purebred mustang in years.

2. My next car's gonna be a Mustang.

3. PVT Snuffy got his ass beat in the Mustang again last night.

by GI Bro June 18, 2004

Dave Mustaine

Aggressive, Intelligent, and Talented, Dave Mustaine is the founder/rhythm guitarist/lead vocalist for the Thrash Metal band, Megadeth. Dave Mustaine Joined Metallica in 1982, only to be kicked out after writing many riffs for the band due to his severe alcoholism and drug abuse. Sometime after than, he formed Megadeth. He has also created Gigantour, a travelling metal music festival, which started in 2007. Dave Mustaine is a Born-Again Christian, and a devout spiritualist.

Dave Mustaine is one of the best guitarists in the world.

by Chthulu Mythos August 27, 2009

Mustanging

The act of procrastinating, even if it means doing something you usually would not want to do ie. doing housework, feeding pets etc. Named after a popular Hagaren character, Roy mustang for obvious reasons.

Hawkeye: Sir, please stop cleaning the windows and get back to work.
Mustang: I am working! I'm.. MUSTANGING!
Hawkeye: ... You. Work. Now.

by Jiah June 16, 2005

Penn Hills Mustache

The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.

Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.

by RyanTaylor of P.H. September 23, 2009

Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.

eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."

by halpwr August 11, 2010