northern muppet

A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats

Sulky is a northern muppet

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

Warm velvety muppet sex

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.

When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

Lust Muppet

1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity

That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.

After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet

by clichedguy February 5, 2006

ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 1, 2003

doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.

______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!

by tboy September 1, 2004

giving a muppet

fisting

"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."

by Schmegan October 21, 2008

your a muppet for searching this up

no you seriously are bro

your a muppet for searching this up bruv

by you are a muppet September 11, 2020