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Munted

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"
by Geraldine January 19, 2017
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Munting

Munting is finding and digging up a semi decomposed corpse, one person goes down on the corpse, while the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs, etc. to be forced from all orifices. These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
An example of munting is: "Oh dude! Queen Elizabeth II died!" "Whatever man, let's just go munt her body already, can't wait to drink all of that queen juice." "Hell Yeah!"
by Tejology-3291 November 27, 2024
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munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 6, 2024
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Munt iglooing

Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails
Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!
by John P. Munt March 12, 2024
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munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013
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munt

Miserable-cunt (Miserable cUNT)
by Reverend JS January 29, 2017
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
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