Boner muncher

1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof

1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.

by broosk February 09, 2015

carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

by imsokoolllll October 03, 2023

Teet Muncher

To teet munch is when you munch a woman's breast lightly and softly

I want to meet Josh so badly, they say he's an amazing teet muncher

by the_gova August 26, 2014

Frog Muncher

An insult in which your inferring that said person has sucked a very short, slimy, and warty penis.

Zane is a fucking frog muncher.

by The guy with the name October 11, 2017

giggle muncher

A person who is annoying but is loved by all in spite of their annoying/dumbness/ randomness.

=PPPPP

but is amazing duh haa.

you are such a giggle muncher.

by Riotgirl9492 March 12, 2008

Rock Muncher

An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.

person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."

by williamwallace1234 February 01, 2022

Shadow-Muncher

Verb;
To Shadow-munch – To prey upon a colleague, friend or acquaintance’s previous conquest or conquests.

“Simon stayed at Lucy’s last night”
“Did he? But she’s only just broken up with Paul!”
“I know! Simon’s a right shadow-muncher!!”

by Huff n doback August 14, 2013