muddy waffle

The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.

"So, Joe how was your weekend?"

"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"

by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013

Muddy boots

When you shit on your feet and then give your partner a foot job

Last night Jessica gave me her muddy boots

by TheMuddyBoot January 28, 2021

Muddy Buddy

A casual sex partner with whom you only have anal sex.

No, man, we don't do it in the vag, she's just my Muddy Buddy.

by Noah-V May 2, 2009

Mudding

When you purposely decide to take a full days worth of shit in your pants while wearing underwear. The more shit the better, also the longer you leave it, the more dedicated you are.

Hey bro! I got these girls numbers and they want to meet us at the bar tonight, you in?
Nah man, I woke up today with the full blown urge to have a fat mudding fest all day long. I ain't gonna ruin that.

by Tuggernuts165 October 9, 2019

muddascunt

West Indian/Jamaican slang. Meaning the vaginal entrance of your mother.

Go back to ya muddascunt.

by Navigator February 11, 2004

mudding

Anal sex while one proceeds to shit on the persecuters cock

lets gooo mudding

by Bigniggercock November 30, 2017

muddy

A combination of dirty, dope, and any other synonym of sick.

The word to describe something that amazes you.

A bigger and better dirty.

Ew, his lyrics are too muddy for the radio!

The undefeated basketball team is muddy as fuck.

Yo did you read how muddy that poem was?

His footwork is so dirty. Nah his footwork is muddy

by Eazzzy-C December 28, 2010