Montarius

Yung wild fuck boy

Montarius is a young wild fuck boy

by Young0128 November 23, 2021

Mozart

A moment of inspiring alacrity from a genius

That geezer's speech was mozart

by Fading puppy December 20, 2021

mongard

a puchku

she's a mongard

by woofgirl January 2, 2022

Mozzarella Stick

When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.

I made my girlfriend a mozzarella stick last night, it tasted awesome!

by garfield god 4 February 28, 2022

Mozart Powerwasher

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.

Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts May 8, 2022

Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022

Monarch Butterflies

Bitches that are so hard to catch JUST TRY IT like they fly away before you even see them like they never land like wtf thats not even possible and the speed they go at is so dumb like what and also why are they so buff like that like bruh how why are they the butterflys that get the buff like they dont even look that good like bro i hate them like who cares if they are endangered I still wanna slap the shit out of one. I will slap a monarch butterfly so hard it will die

Person 1: Bruh this monarch is already flying away bruh.
Person 2: Bruh Monarch Butterflies are such pussys

by Addi is a Baddie45 September 16, 2022