Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

by rashee August 13, 2008

MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 03, 2018

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki June 13, 2007

Moist Esports

Moist Esports refers to the greatest esports team in history. Founded by Moist Cr1tikal, the pussy slayer himself. moist esports always dominates the competition.

moist esports is the best

by CybrSheep September 07, 2021

moist memes

A type of meme that is not soaked, nor is it dry, but just enough moisture to the point of it not to dank or lit, but right there.

Mom: Son! what is that your watching!? is it a Dank me!!??

Son: No mom, I am not allowed to watch dank memes, so, I'm watching some moist memes.

by yeetboy21 March 01, 2018

moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 09, 2016