Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City

I would like a Moist Cunt

by drewvinci November 15, 2019

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

Moist Esports

Moist Esports refers to the greatest esports team in history. Founded by Moist Cr1tikal, the pussy slayer himself. moist esports always dominates the competition.

moist esports is the best

by CybrSheep September 7, 2021

moist grunge

A moist grunge is what I'd call a wet growler/clunge (vagina). Someone with a moist grunge is someone that's ready to rock the sheets! You better give her what she wants otherwise that growler is gonna get ya!

"Hey did you see that girls moist grunge?"
"Oml she has such a soggy fanny!"

by Madeleine-Louise September 15, 2017

Jackie moist

Jackie Moist, her life is a living meme
Jackie Moists say RawR xD and listens to e d g y bands

Oml look at that Jackie Moist

by Thiccdicc February 6, 2018