moist wormy

a worm that is very moist on a rainy day. when you see a moist worm, the best thing to do is pick it up, throw it on the grass, then find it again, and lastly chuck it on the roof! Also if its a fat and chunky worm, it will leave some going cum lookin stuff on your hand . to get it off, you need to wipe it on grass and then your friends jacket. or you can just wipe it on the crotch area of your pants.

there's a moist wormy!!
I know just what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jmurr227 September 23, 2021

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moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023

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moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

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moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

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moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016

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moist grunge

A moist grunge is what I'd call a wet growler/clunge (vagina). Someone with a moist grunge is someone that's ready to rock the sheets! You better give her what she wants otherwise that growler is gonna get ya!

"Hey did you see that girls moist grunge?"
"Oml she has such a soggy fanny!"

by Madeleine-Louise September 15, 2017

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