Model

An 'occupation' for those too mentally-challenged to seek a real job, thus resort to lightly exposing their bodily features for money. In extremely rare cases is one even marginally intelligent.

Such people are only attractive to the lowest common denominator because whores are bad and true beauty exists internally.

Person with true beauty: I treated multiple aneurisms on the surface of a patient's large intestine during surgery today by performing sedative treatment and vessel suturing. In turn, I saved his life by preventing them from rupturing. How was your day?

Typical Model: LIK, U KNOWW, I WASS TRYIN OUT THE KNEW MAC LIP GLOSS LOL AN TEH COLUR MATSHED MY DRES!!!11111eleven!!!

by Reju July 29, 2008

Book Model

Book Model

Book Model - A person that looks like a model on facebook, but is ugly in person.

Book Model

She looks like Tyra Banks on facebook, but in person she looks more like Carlton Banks.

by Bigg Budd June 28, 2011

Model Auction

Where Models are auctioned off to be sex slaves.
Models are asked to model clothes and the guys are bidding on the models but the models are led to think they are bidding on the clothes.
And the auctioning and bidding is done by a two way radio so they don't know who the buyers are till they are taken away to be sex slaves.

He got that sex slave at a model auction.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

myspace site model

14 year old ho that has major issues and needs to find a new, less damaging hobby while in middle school.

a myspace site model is your little sister when she's taking pix in the bathroom and youre knocking and you just see the flashes from under the door. then you wonder "which uncle was it?"

by thegnzo April 2, 2009

Dhaka Residential Model College

An awesome school and college in the city of Dhaka, Bangladesh.

Dhaka Residential Model College is the best main-stream school and college in Bangladesh.

by The Bolotok April 17, 2011

runway model

A woman paid to be a clothes hanger for a designer's clothes while walking down a runway. Extremely thin so that only the clothes are shown without any pesky curves or body to make them look bad.

Katarina used to be skinny, but then she got a job as a runway model and became a walking skeleton.

by pands August 29, 2009

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

see T-800

see T-800

by Dingo July 8, 2003