miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

Miracle Fry

The Miracle Fry is the holy grail of fries. It is the full size fry you find in the bottom of a fast food bag after finishing your meal.

Daniel: mmhmm that was some good food

*peers into fast food bag*

Daniel: omg, I found a miracle fry!

by StringsEh April 18, 2021

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Miracle

Miracle is an amazing girl you would think she is shy but she is one of the baddest bitches ever to exist. She is confident ,kind ,and maybe a lil messy but it’s miracle. Majority of the world loves her. She will always stand up for you and others and she doesn’t take it when people talk Shii she knows her stuff and over all and every thing she loves really hard and if you break her just know she has the bestest friends that will happily jump you. But of course she doesn’t really need them to help be cause miracle always talks and rocks shii

A: da*m miracle beat their as*

L:Frr she is amazing

by 1234bruh September 18, 2022

miracle round

DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.

Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round

by martylosthisclothez February 12, 2023

Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019

Miracle Drink

This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.

That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 6, 2022