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Dirty Madison

Dirty Madison is the kind of girl/boy/person who can get any milf/dilf in the world. they also don’t give two fucks about what someone thinks about them 😭
boy : bro, Madison hooked up with my dad last night.

girl : Dirty Madison is such a hoe.
by maxxyy September 6, 2021
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madison

As you all know, if your name is Madison and your were born in the late 80's or 90's then you were named after the fabulous mermaid from the movie Madison is the 80's. Your are confident, sexy, and most likely in the center of attention the majority of the time. Of course, you put yourslef there. If you were named Madison before or after this time, boo who on you.
You're a scorpio, then you must be a Madison!
by Maditotheson January 18, 2008
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Ashley Madison Syndrome

A syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of Ashley Madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the Facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). While doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the "greek sex" section of Urban Dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber orgasm. Symptoms include: ordering massive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).
After receiving a DUI on Thanksgiving weekend, Janice and Sarah decided to stay at home and soon developed a chronic affliction doctors could only determine to be Ashley Madison Syndrome.
by Superpumpers November 27, 2011
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University of Wisconsin Madison

the biggest party school in Wisconsin, you'll find drunkards every night of the week. don't forget about thirsty thursady! (oh, and every other day of the week)
"A weekend in Madison? I don't think I can handle another liver transplant."
by Martini Merlot February 21, 2005
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Madison

A madison is the best person you will ever meet! She is the best for a friend and is great to hook-up with! I have personally had one and they are the best friend I could ever had! They get SUPER moody though. Its easy to tease them. They get mad at you and act like a bitch but they get over it one way or another, you just have to keep pushing. They are usually in their teens with orange hair and short. The like to party, but only with their friends. They usually tend to be quiet and social at different moments, but my person Madison is a huge nerd. They tend to go for the nice and OK looking guys, but not ugly she is way to good for that shit so if she calls you a bitch or anything try not to mind, never let go.
Damn that Madison is AWESOME <3
by Holy_Crab_Apples December 12, 2015
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Madison

Madison is a independent girl who doesn't take shit from anyone and usually the BEST girlfriends and even better wives to have, but she usually doesn't like anyone and stays to herself. Madisons usually have a IDGAF attitude but are very intelligent.
Damn her name Madison I gotta wife her!
by love for all March 16, 2017
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Madison

Jerry : I heard that jim and Madison broke up
Derick: Yeah, bitches be crazy.
by JaredFromSubway16738 May 29, 2019
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