will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable
by midnightsage August 20, 2022

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)
by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024

Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022

by HELL.Vamp September 2, 2021

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

by applevision December 5, 2017

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
