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microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them
will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable
by midnightsage August 20, 2022
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Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)
Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot
by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024
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Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022
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Microwave

A defition of (microwave) has the meaning uwu alpha hybird demon😨😨🥵🥵🥵🥵🤪🤪
(Microwave) for example: Gay Person Is a uwu alpha demon🥵🥵🥵🥵 or microwaces Will take over the world
by HELL.Vamp September 2, 2021
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microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.
Micheal is microwaved bruv
by michealsuxs April 17, 2024
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Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna
Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved
by applevision December 5, 2017
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Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
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