melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

minted

the scottish teenager version for cool.

oh that shops pure minted

by billy bub bobular September 1, 2023

Munted 69er

You & a couple of your mates dig up 2 freshly decomposing corpses, & proceed to each engage in a lil necrophilia fun filling the corpses. Your main "home boi " then orally extracts the mixture of decomposition juices and semen from both corpses and spits into a cup .

After spitting the cocktail into a cup they share it amongst the group... (The Urban D Game - two corpses 1 cup )

Munted 69er .. cocktails all round boys!

by Nauti No.5 July 17, 2024

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Melteding

A Combination of Melted and Melting

Pingu is Melteding

by GorinaGorinka February 28, 2025

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

Mentec

You are absolutely fucked, incoherent and mentally fucked. You can’t see you can’t walk you can’t do anything you are fucken MENTECED

Jimmy.b is fucken menteced

by Danliames May 28, 2025