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boner memory

to remember someone you don't otherwise know when seeing a photo or hearing a description. one having boner memory will have their meories aided and enriched based on the fact that the subject of the memory gave them a sexual buzz.
Liz: Hey Casey I met a guy from your college on the net named Paul. Do you know him?

Casey: No. I don't think so.

Liz: Here's his photo. That's a guy I would definitely like to get in his funky undies!

Casey: Oh yeah, he is starting to look familiar!

Liz: HA HA! BONER MEMORY!
boner memory by Liz Mc October 2, 2007

dick memory 

when your dick remembers a pussy; when your dick remembers a pussy, it comes adapt to THAT pussy. if your dick gets a different pussy, it will want to get THAT pussy from now on and it will forget about the first pussy.
Every dick has dick memory.
dick memory by 94capriceSS November 27, 2007

pre-memory 

Things you knew before you knew how to know them.
"My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"

-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009
pre-memory by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

pictographic memory

when you can see things in your head from memory. extremely hillarious sometimes.
that one show with that giraffe had a pictographic memory.
pictographic memory by arthur e March 18, 2006

shoe memory 

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:
"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"
shoe memory by iillilil June 23, 2009

twitter memory 

Being able to recall tweets effortlessly (at times unintentionally) while having conversations with friends.

Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
October is TM awareness month. Spread the word!

#TM
"Yea bro, last night i ..."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."
twitter memory by @bbajj October 7, 2013