The Melvin

When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black

Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin

by Melvin276473&2 March 26, 2024

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in the world, and is also the best fighter in the world!

Wow look at Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Melvin

Melvin is a strong, intelligent man. He has such charm and charisma that radiates off of him. God has allowed him to develop a pure, genuine heart so that he may be a blessing to others.

He has faced many trials and tribulations and has stood the test of time. His friends adore him. People naturally gravitate towards his energy and presence.

The love, attention and care that you will receive from him will be unmatched. His ability to be so amazing comes from the blessing that God bestowed upon his life.

If you have a Melvin in your life, call him. Uplift him. And let him know that you appreciate him.

Melvin is a honorable, handsome and kind man. One who is immediately respected due to his status and his ability to carry himself gracefully.

by Ohmygoshhhh November 23, 2021

Melvin

A Melvin is a teenager who is on that anime grind. They also have a despicable scent. They believe that they're the "main character."

This kid at my school is going straight Melvin mode.

by Ya.boi.gingy December 31, 2022

A Melvin

A front wedgie for a female.

My vagina just ate one side of my panties. I have a Melvin, It feels gross.

by Wouldscrew October 3, 2022

melvin

Melvin is a term used to describe a idiot / person that is mentally ill/challenged or unstable

Your jokes aren't funny, your restarted and your a Melvin

by Thepersonwhodoestuflikemostppl November 19, 2023

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017