A Melvin

My vagina just ate one side of my panties. I have a Melvin, It feels gross.
by Wouldscrew October 03, 2022
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Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.
The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night
by Ridiculosophy August 10, 2022
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Brúnkaður Melvin

Brúnkaður Melvin is the top definition for a black person named Melvin.
How can you be black and named Melvin, you are a Brúnkaður Melvin.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 01, 2017
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Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.
Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip
by shaqiqi February 09, 2022
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Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021
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melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
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