maimed

getting completely destroyed or ripped apart by an event like a contest, game, or test. Usually happens after you study all night for a test and get stuck on one question.

Matt: "Man, I just got maimed on that test!"
George: "That sucks."

by I<3pie June 7, 2007

Maximus

A Maximus is fucking hot and has a great personality. He’ll make you laugh even though you’re in a bad mood. He always talks about his dick or his boners to a girl he really likes but doesn’t want to admit it. He makes mistakes but always fixes it. Even though his dating a girl he might still like another girl who’s a really good friend of his. He wants long relationships, he might ask you to a dance one day and that’s when the good things happen:)

Oh my god, Maximus is so fricken cute! I like have to talk and meet him!!

by jazzymae October 22, 2018

maximiliano

He’s the perfect boy, he has beautiful eyes and all the girls want him. He has his eyes set on 1 person. Sometimes he can get angry for something’s and you don’t understand it. It’s because it always has a deeper meaning. Maximiliano is very special and there isn’t many more like him. If he finds love he will be very clingy and loyal. Keep him.

Omg is that Maximiliano! He’s so cute

by Ayofromu.s.a November 22, 2021

prius maximus

a thin hindu crackhead that walks around UF- north/east hall like a miami homeless hooker

"amy dockler was pulling a prius maximus in cafe blvd."

by DGbby45 October 6, 2011

Thotimus Maximus

Adv. - Greatest, best Thot to the highest possible degree; The superior groupie
Adj. - The most favorable or advantageous thot;

Usually female however possible male
Most cases obtains Fame deriving from a celebrity by any means with evidence (pictures, stolen items ect..)

Kevin Hart: who will win in Thotimus Prime vs Thotimus Maximus
Katt Williiams: You know Thotdrea usually always to thotiana
Kevin Hart: lets bet on that Katt

by Elfresh June 29, 2016

retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks

Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus

by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018

maximum tune

A arcade game thats like Daytona USA, only a zillion tims better, produced by Namco the game is relitavely new with two versions. The old version just has the one 66KM (I cant do miles, figure it out yourself) highway called the C1. While MaxiTune2 however has dufferent maps, including one thats so windy you can just touch the pedeal and still win. You can also purchase Tuning cards so when you game again, you stick your card in and it loads your data. You can only play Maxitune 1 cards on Maxitune 1 and probably 2, 2's only on 2's. There is now a multiplayer function incorperated aswell.

I kicked your ass in Maximum Tune noob!

by Uzaiyaro May 9, 2006