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Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.
Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
by Qbie March 25, 2020
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Masturbating

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*
by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020
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Masturbating

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*
by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020
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Mastercation

(Noun)
Definition: 1.) Going on a vacation, of any length, by yourself.
2.) The master of the household going on a solo vacation by herself or himself.
He didn't wanted a relaxing vacation, so he went alone and turned it into a mastercation.
by Hcskire February 21, 2021
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Masterratio1

Hey look that’s Masterratio1 he is the mf no one talks about :) -made by Masterratio1 him self
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Masturbating

What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.
Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!
by Squidbob October 12, 2021
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Masturbating

Something you do when you need a quick fix because the real thing isn't available.
Jerry: Hey what are you up to?
Frank: I'm masturbating.
Jerry: Ok hit me up when your done.
by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022
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