Pumpkin Spice Massage

A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.

See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.

by andyiskindofcool November 26, 2014

Ass Massage Day

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it

Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

by Urban Dictionary National days April 15, 2019

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

Australian Face Massage

A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.

“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”

by littlechef69 January 3, 2019

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

full body massage

when your whole body be get massaged

Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.

by GeBo November 6, 2004

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006