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lardfist

Lardfist - verb (-ing, -ed). In verb form it is the act of dipping one's hand in lard and then inserting said fist into the rectum of another person. This was first reported in the movie Caligula (1979). Colloquially, it denotes any instance in which you are defeated by another person.
I got lardfisted this past weekend by Jerry, and I've been shitting butter ever since.
by his fistness December 15, 2019
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Lardabeetus

Diabeetus multiplied by a thousand
Tom's so fat he practically has Lardabeetus
by Mr. Blobfish January 26, 2020
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luaddon

pasted lua addon for onetap.su
dude i just got luaddon
hahaha its pasted hahaha nn 1
by canudo August 3, 2020
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lardscicle

look at that retard! he must be named "lardscicle"!
by GGraterson March 27, 2021
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Lardy Dar

A misspelling of la-di-da used by fat illiterate cunts
Did you see Jord misspell la-di-da as "lardy dar", what a fat illiterate cunt
by Rabidbreast April 5, 2021
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Lard Carp

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
by LuckyDC September 14, 2021
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Luanda

Luanda is not only the Capital of Angola but the name also means Melody!

She is strong minded, resilient, and has a ‘make things happen’ kinda attitude.

She is an all or nothing kinda person! A go getter!

She sets her own goals and doesn’t stop until she reaches them!

A great person to be around.. she will uplift you and bring out the best in you! Luanda will be your biggest fan and cheerleader!
She loves a competition.

An amazing friend to have around! She will make you laugh until you pee your pants!

You will never meet anyone like Luanda… one of a kind!
Luanda is a role model
by Maklulu November 22, 2021
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