loser trap

Cute but chubby trailer-trash who sucks you into proposing to her and buying her the expensive ring of her choice, by screwing your brains loose and dieting frantically to squeeze into a skintight wedding dress, which is of course color-coordinated with the decor at the tacky wedding you get to pay for, after which you get to support her and her children by several other men, while watching her balloon up to triple-chin hippo size within a couple of years.

"She set her loser trap and that idiot fell right in. He gonna be payin' for ever!"

"That fool got himself loser trapped. Now his life is completely over."

by treeple February 3, 2009

Marxist Bernie losers

Anyone who voted for, and got behind that Marxist pig who hates millionaires but ironically is one?

The Marxist Bernie losers are at it again hacking the urban dictionary accounts that make fun of their loser hero millionaire Bernie sanders!

by Nanker Phelge April 4, 2020

loser face

Its what you call someone when they do something stupid or immature

You have to go to summer school? haha loser face

by Kayy July 7, 2006

losersaurus

A college student who travels home on the weekeneds.

You'll always be a losersaurus if you never break free from that leash your parents have on you.

by Esteban N. August 30, 2006

losers queue

The reason I’m hardstuck plat and not challenger 800LP

Adc: Fucking shitter thresh missed 5 q’s in a row
DuoQ Jungler: Losers queue bro

by repzer0 September 6, 2020

Loser in Aluminium Foil

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009

Loserface

(n.) An uber loser; a major loser; one who has face-planted into loserdom.

"Man, that dude just walked into a parked car while texting on his gay blackberry!"

"Wow! He hit his face too! What a loserface."

"Totally brah."

by nighthawk1530 October 9, 2009