Lightning Beads

Small to large round beads that people, usually gay males, stick up their behinds to get off/masterbate.

Oh, John, shove those lightning beads farther! Farther!

by LovelyVegetarian October 21, 2010

lightning crotch

a person with blonde hair and blonde pubes.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.

"whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!"
"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"

by lizzzzzay August 17, 2007

LiGHTNING WARRIORS

noun.plural. lightning warriors are a soccer team. They started off as 'lightning' but because they did not have enough players, the combined with another team. this teams name was ' warriors'. Each team wanted to keep their name, so the were combined. now the lightnign warriors are the most amazing team in their division!<33

wow, those lightning warriors kick grass.

by laurr April 13, 2007

white lightning

The act of receiving oral sex from a female, and then to ejaculate (or skeet) on her face. At the very second that one ejaculates onto her face, one punches her in the nose as hard as he can.

"So, Mildred was going down on me last night. I decided it was time for us to break up, so I gave her a taste of the white lightning."

"Man, you gotta white lightning that bitch."

"Could you please white lightning me? I like it rough."

by The LP October 12, 2006

ride the lightning

Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.

Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth

by JP408 June 29, 2007

White Lightning

While a girl is performing oral sex on a man, the man secretly prepares to take a photo with a flash camera. At the moment of truth, the man ejaculates on the unsuspecting girl's face while simultaneously capturing the event with said camera. The sudden flash accompanying the massive ejaculatory load will instill the feat of being in a lightning storm.

I'm gonna rock some White Lightning on this bizatch.

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

Struck by lightning

When a gay man sets a drink in front of you, as a proposition for sex.

Kyle was sitting at the bar alone, when Fred dropped a pink Cosmo in front if him, Kyle was struck by lightning!

by Duztin May 20, 2013