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Stanky Librarian

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."
by heeeeeeyyy biiitch October 24, 2008
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Libra

the reason these women are writing songs about deciet and hurt and busting windows out of cars. The sign you cant stand but cant live without. The motion of a libra is fluid too so love making is like breathing to us, we ust do it naturally

Ppl tend to think Libras heads and egos are big but its not, you ppl should read between the lines, why do you thin we like compliments so much?

We are indecisve but forgiving and goofy

Did i forget we can be crazy as hell
Emniem is crazy, TI always retracts some kind of statement, young jeezy is hella dumb but always at some damn party, lil wayne is a typical libra. Keyshia cole is a crazy libra woman for ya, who tha hell puts their crackhead mother on TV? Snoop Dogg cnat decide if he wants to stop smoking weed or not, Bernie Mac was hella gofy but funny, Ashanti id well, shit she hides her life well

Brett Favre cant decide if he wants to retire or not, Steve Young never agrees with a damn soul on NFL countdown, i could go on and on

oooooooooooooo mya and christina millian, two libra women and obsession and caramel(the pornstars)haha
by Lucky Libra January 23, 2009
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libay

Person 1- "Hey, you wanna go to the libay?"
Person 2- "Nah, that shit is boring"
by a.woo May 26, 2009
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Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.
Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.
by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009
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Liana

Liana is the name of a beautiful girl who a guy can always talk to. A lucky guy could stay up 10 hours on facetime with her and not get tired of it. A Liana is super awesome and a great friend. Liana's also tend to attract real douchenozzles and perverts, but if a good guy gets the love of a Liana, then everyone wins.
John: "Dang do you see that girl man?"
Patrick: "Yeah, that's Liana, she's the most amazing girl in school! I wish I could date her."
John: "Not if I get her first"
(Enter Collin)
Collin: "Stand aside boys, Liana is all mine."
John and Patrick: "What a douchenozzle"
by pschmitty October 21, 2017
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Liana

If you ever get to meet her your life will change she is the most beautiful woman in the world has a nice thick booty she tends to be very chill long dark hair is hard to not like her
Uriel: Can't live a minute without thinking of liana
Friend: you always talkin about her
by Lover 36 November 21, 2018
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Library

Day shelter for:
a. children without responsible parents
b. recently released adult convicts
As your parole officer, I suggest you spend more time at the library.
by Fish Head 2008 December 16, 2008
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