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liberal

Someone who chooses a happier existence by way of not being insulted by every single thing other than him/herself.
Does being pissed off at Paganism and homosexuality make you happy? Or does it just make you pissed off? Liberals have mastered the ancient art of accepting things and MOVING ON WITH THEIR LIVES! Try it sometime...
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liberast

A mix of "liberal" and "pederast", a derogatory term describing a liberal. Used mostly in russian informal speech, along with "tolerast" and similar constructions. Generally was created as a populist device describing someone who wants to lower or remove social obligations of the state towards its population - raise the pension age, close hospitals or schools in areas where there is clearly not enough people to warrant the expense, stop supporting clearly non-profitable, but important for lessening unemployment industries, and so on.

Expanded to anyone having any ideas that could be identified as "liberal" - freedom of press, turnover of power and so on.
Listen to that liberast bleating about the freedom of press. Pathetic. I wonder how much his Americans masters have paid him to sell his motherland.
by grahor February 15, 2017
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Liberal

U.S.
Pejorative and dismissive term used by self titled patriots to collectively refer to all that is wrong with the world and any individual or group who does not agree with them.
Uses:
1). Euphemism: frequently applied in instances where the user would prefer to use more derogative racial, religious and class slurs but is afraid to reveal their true beliefs publicly.
2). Political: Applied to all opposing belief systems that do not priorly qualify for inclusion under the definition of pure evil. (See: Other Nations).
3). Religious: applied to groups or individuals that do not demonstratively subscribe to any or all of the holy trinity or Guns, Gold and God. (Refer: Godless Liberals).
4). Education: Applied to anyone who uses words such as demonstratively (Refer: Educated Liberal Elite).
5). Civil rights: Applied to anyone or organisation seeking to restrict the inalienable conservative right to discriminate against, deny liberty to or restrict personal freedoms of those they don’t like, disagree with or fear. (Hist: Afro Americans, Mexicans, Homosexuals).

Rest of World (See: Unamerican)
Liberal: Noun: Individual of liberal views.
Origin Middle English via old French (see: pure evil) from Latin Liberalis, from Liber meaning Free (man).
Mass Noun: Liberality: open to new ideas and free from prejudice.
Verb: Liberalise: Loosen or remove restrictions on a society, economy or political system.
Adjective: Broaden general knowledge; Generous measure or distribution.
US.
President Hussein Obama is a liberal (see uses 1 through 5).

Rest of world.
The US, England and France are liberal democracies.
by Gormful June 9, 2010
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Liberal

noun: A person who, because of a brilliantly ineffectual two-party system, has been made out as the "enemy of democracy" in the minds of those currently in power. Every vicious, hateful post against these people (and against conservatives) helps take our minds off of the real ills of society so that we may feel like we're doing good by hating SOMETHING.
Bill: We should fight poverty.
Jim: Yeah, but you wouldn't know how, because you're a stupid pot-smoking hippie naive liberal.
Bill: Well you're a heartless selfish conservative, and I hate your views!
Jim: I hate your views too!
Bill: Well, I feel better about fighting poverty now.
by SamsonIII August 22, 2005
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Liberati

Noun

The Liberal Social Governance Complex; Liberals who compulsively try to police thought, ideas, and shut down anyone who disagrees with them.

See Social Justice Warrior.
If tough to come up with a solution with those Liberati because if your perspective doesn't align 100% with what they think, they'll declare you incoherent, unintelligent, or a dumb hick. There's just no room for any other perspective.
by OnePieceWonPeace February 28, 2017
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Liberals

People who take the little issues and makes the issue explode into a major issue. As seen in extreme cases like Women's marches and anarchism in our own country!
Person 1: There's another protest going on. I bet a liberal started it.

Person 2: Ugh, Liberals make no sense!!
by Trumpstyles February 23, 2017
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Libertad

Libertad is the warcry of the Austrian school, free-market economics libertarian.
"Nobel laureate Frederich Hayek is pip pip. Libertad! Libertad!"
by Catalán May 21, 2009
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