Ninja Leprechauns

A recreational kickball team in Southeastern Wisconsin. Established by natives of Racine, WI, it's motto is "Ball Kickin', Clover Pickin'!"

Yay! The Ninja Leprechauns went 1-12 this season!!

by Ninja McFukui April 29, 2011

chasing a leprechaun

When Cassidy asks are we "chasing a leprechaun" and you have no idea what she's talking about so you urban dictionary it and hope it turns into a new word meaing lets get weird.

Are we chasing a leprechaun this weekend? Yeah, I'll tell Randy to pick up some Boones Farm

by Trill fo real September 18, 2014

Simon Legree

• SIMON LEGREE (noun)

The noun SIMON LEGREE has 2 senses:
1. a cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees

Meaning:
A cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Synonyms:
Simon Legree; slave driver
Hypernyms ("Simon Legree" is a kind of...):
employer (a person or firm that employs workers)

2. the cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Meaning:
The cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Instance hypernyms:
character; fictional character; fictitious character (an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story))

Simon Legree is the Democrat equivalent to the Republican Uncle Tom.

Barack Obama equals Simon Legree.

by Intelligence Incarnate December 6, 2011

Leora

A bitch with a hell of a personality. She's lonly and needs friends. Please give her friends. She enjoys skating and hopes that someday she can be professional. She's apperently really attractive. Blonde. But doesn't act blonde. Idk, i'll let you guys define me. Her name means light in Hebrew which suits her well. She always puts herself in other eoples shoes and can't find a way to help herself. She's deppressed but never shows it. She can't ever acept the fact that she's broken inside. She went to therapy but it didn't help so now she's trying to do everything she can to help others to never feel the way she does. She will never not pay you back, she will appoligize one thousand times over one thing. She's in need of help but doesn't want to go find it. She hides her sad self.

Person-"Leora, you look pretty"
Me- Leora-" No you"
Leora-"Let's go get food"
Person-"i'll pa-"
Leora- "NO, I CAN'T LET YOU PAY"
Person- ".."
Leora- "GASP did i over react i'm so sorry"
Person- "no, no you're fine"
Leora- "ok.."

by Leo_ra_ols_en September 8, 2020

The Angry Leprechaun

While banging your girlfriend from behind, secretly pick up a irish red headed midget and throw him on your girlfriend's back and make him lick her arse, while your girlfriend screams in terror.

Dude, my girlfriend was making fun of my Irish ancestry, so i threw the angry leprechaun at that bitch

by irish-guy August 20, 2011

leonerd

asshole, always gets raped, gets all the gays, gets horny over vaughn's ,and gets no girls

WOW he's such a leonerd

by vaughn faller October 19, 2011

Lehrer

To have a reputation for steely resolve evaporate in the face of tremendous egos that regard moderators as insignificant zeroes to be smote by their personal and political agendas.

Based on Jim Lehrer's inability to restrict the Presidential candidates in time or topic, despite considerable experience in moderating Presidential debates. Lehrer further complicated his job by reminding the candidates about limited time remaining through verbose passive-aggressive murmurings.

"He is known for his commanding ability to prevent presidential candidates from exceeding their time when responding during a debate." - removed Wikipedia comment posted after the debate

Undecided voter 1: Did you see how the moderator got Lehrered?

Undecided voter 2: There was a moderator at that desk? I just saw some roadkill that looked like it had been splashed by a semi.

Decided voters: Why the fuck do people listen to you morons?

by Undecidedmoron October 4, 2012