Legal

Don't forget. If the legal avenues don't work; my only other choice is violence.
Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
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legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.
There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
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Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.
Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.
by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024
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legal seafood

lets eat fish at legal seafood
by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018
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Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.
- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020
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legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term
Prenups are legal as fuck homie
by Bigdeezy661 August 13, 2015
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