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Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.
by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009
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lanner

An individual who spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, also known as a geek. This individual has no life, likes animated porn such as hentai, and has a culture on worshipping a computer. This lifeform loves to attend "parties" also known as LAN parties where geeks get together to brag about their computer specs, handdrawn girlfriends and their 1337 (elite) skills in computer games. A lanner is also a forum whore who acts like a big man from behind his comp and argues on the internet; also acts like an "e-thug."
Lanners like to beat off to handdrawn "porn."
by Jason November 20, 2003
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Lanzarote

Means - same as totty
=> An attractive female.

Means - Official name of a Spanish island of Western coast of Africa, one of the Canary Islands.
"That girl is Lanzarote"
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green lantern

Green Lantern is like a dick without wings.
Green Lantern is so fat that he couldn't even get his mouth open wide enough to take his diet pills.
by bobsmith April 10, 2005
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Lazer Snake

A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.
What is the area of the universe LAZER SNAKE!!! - J. Meyer PhD Lazer Snakeology
by J. Meyer - phD lazer snakes March 21, 2017
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Lakewood Lancer

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.
by backstopbob July 30, 2008
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green lantern

Gah... idiots...

Anyway... Green Lantern... a comic book character created in 1940 by Sheldon Moldoff (I believe) for All American Comics.

There have been three major Green Lanterns... the Golden Age GL, Alan Scott, the Silver Age GL, Hal Jordan, and the current Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.

Green Lantern is still published monthly by DC Comics (who acquired All American in the 40s) and can be found at your local comic shop or bookstore.
by First National Bastard May 11, 2003
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