Lance

Lance is short for Lance-romance, which means that your boy is putting in overtime with a girl. Or Lancing.

Come one Lance, let's leave this party.
Look at Chris, getting his lance on over there.
You coming to the game with us, or are you getting your lance on tonight with Leigh.

by Ciznal April 26, 2007

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Lance Bass

A member of N'Sync who revealed he was gay on July 26, 2006, even though it was so obvious that he was a homo. He also enjoys having dirty sanchez's with his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl.

Lance Bass: "Hello everyone and thank you for coming. I would like you all to know that I am gay and I enjoy having anal sex with my lover Reichen Lehmkuhl. He's my little princess."

Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."

by yourfuckinworstenemy August 10, 2006

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Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

by David T. W. May 21, 2008

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lancelyn

A lancelyn is someone who is shy sweet and when she comes out of her shell is super crazy fun flirty and spontaneous. She is super gorgeous and not one to mess with. A lancelyn is also filled with a lot of emotions . If you piss a wild lancelyn off the claws will come out!!! She laughs every five seconds, super love able and adorable!!!

Lancelyn says the following:

Zzaamm bae!!!!!

Oohhhh it's my song!!!!

...or nahhh???

by Barbee_official June 18, 2014

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laince

Laince is a kind hearted person that sometimes gets mad really good looking. often takes stuff serious but is really funny great person to hag out with but some times complains to much likes to play basketball and and football . Amd in conclusion a great person to hang out with

"Man your take stuff so serious your act like a total laince".

by La6 GANG🔥🔥🔥 November 10, 2017

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