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ketchup by Faithful Elephant November 3, 2009
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Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.
Also known as a KD.
This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.
A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.
A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…
A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.
Also known as a KD.
This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.
A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.
A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…
A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.
Ketchup dick by Sofa king kool November 4, 2017
Ass Ketchup
Ass Ketchup by RENNYFACE July 30, 2010
marry the ketchups
1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie
7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge
9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie
7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge
9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death
marry the ketchups by Disneyismyhoe January 28, 2020
ketchup packet
Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.
"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"
ketchup packet by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj March 27, 2009