Koala

The deadliest animal in australia

That koala ate my kid

by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018

The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020

Koala Casserole

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.

I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.

by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017

Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011

Koala

A person who likes to push people or punch your injuries. Most commonly known as a Koala.

"Hes a koala now stfu"

by Ray asf March 22, 2021

Koala Ting

A person who sleeps all the time and is generally lazy.

That koala ting won’t move

by C921114 March 6, 2021