punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl April 23, 2018

Caramello koala

When a person has a white parent and a black parent they are a mix of black and white so they are a caramello koala

Did you know that both Drake and Barack Obama are caramello koala’s

by It’s not racist September 11, 2018

Koalaing

When you crawl and hold someone like a Koala bear hold a onto their mother

Stop koalaing on him when he is trying to drive through the mudpit.

by bcoxwell July 09, 2017

Koalaing

The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes

I had type A diabetes. i tried Koalaing and it really helped!!

by Koalaimg January 16, 2023

Koalaing

When you hang onto the side of a gymbro or muscle mommy

This lady was ripped so I started koalaing while she ran

by DecepticonGang September 17, 2023

Joey Koala

The mascot of Egglepple/Starbureiy company. The cutest little SOB you ever saw, and giving that Taco Bell dog a run for its money!

I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.

by Joey Koala September 29, 2007

Sexy koala

When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off

"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."

by Mr fridge77 June 01, 2022