knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

Knowledge Motel

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

by Shawdog November 28, 2016

Knowledge

Slang term for the substance or high of methamphetamines.

Guy 1: "Yo tonight let's do some methematics."
Guy 2: "I'm down to gain some knowledge."
Guy 1: "Let's get lurnt as fuck!!!"

by Oreowhite99 April 12, 2017

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

knowledge dome

The cranium that contains buckets of bits of raw data.

His dumbass had an empty knowledge dome.

by The OG AA-Ron July 6, 2018

knowledge-whoring

Using the assertion of superior knowledge to derive status: The unworthy or corrupt use of one's knowledge for social gains.

"OMG! really? How could you not know how ignorant you are? Do you know how I know that your so ignorant? Because I knew that shit first! ya big ole' dummy!" - knowledge-whoring

by outlaw nips February 24, 2019

Knowledge Bulimia

When schools stuff a bunch of useless "knowledge" into kids' heads for the sole purpose of brain-vomiting it back onto a test paper.

"Ugh, I've got knowledge bulimia from all the useless crap my teacher makes me study".

by Kanna-Chan April 16, 2020