Jousting

When two homeless men arrange to meet underneath a canal bridge to masturbate at each other. First to climax looses.

Two men met to joust under the canal bridge

'when out on a dog walk I saw two men jousting'

by Electroskeleton May 26, 2024

Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion

I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting

by Russ gout June 1, 2024

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009

House Joustin

it involves a bar girl getting a "juice-to-go" and going back to your apartment. Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!

Tad bought this girl a juice 3 minutes before cerfew, forcing her to honor her 10 minutes of company she had to follow him home for some House JOUSTIN!!!

by Bravo Charlie November 26, 2009

french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting

chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche

by jren December 15, 2012

Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013