Johan

It's a name, you fucking dimwit. What, did you think I was gonna blow smoke up your ass and give you a happy ending too? Go fuck yourself.

guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.

by sploogecumgod August 3, 2023

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Johann

Johann is that one friend that will never be a friend. He learned communication from his diplomat dad, but has plans to use it with the worst purpose. He also likes to cut something. I highly recommend not talking to any Johann if you enjoy being alive.

- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !

by Yuxraal May 27, 2023

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johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.

You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.

by Der Gerät October 5, 2023

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erik johansson

Erik Johansson
Potatoe, Awesome, Legendary

Jott.

Always getting girls with his awesome look.
Used when shaking hands "Hi, Erik johansson".

Used by legendary people. The original Erik Johansson called "jottpotatistomatfejs"

Boss- Hi *shakes hands*

Anyone- Hi, Erik Johansson *shakes hands*

You look like Erik Johansson!

Wow thank you!

by The legend 1.0 December 11, 2016

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Carl-Johan

Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.

Look! It's a Carl-Johan. Awww he just helped that woman get her stuff in the car.

by C-J B June 9, 2017

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