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Leeroy Jenkins

The act of doing something before any other participants are ready, whether one is entering an establishment, conquering a task, or penetrating another person. In the latter case, the other person is a willing participant, but was not anticipating the act of intercourse beginning so suddenly.
"Gwahhuhuuh? Dammit, Bill! You can't just up and Leeroy Jenkins your way into my snatch before wetting my whistle! Christ."
by Ameri-can-you-not? January 23, 2017
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Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?
by Valo January 1, 2005
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circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.
The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.
by Bella September 21, 2003
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Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
by Harry Niss October 24, 2011
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Cosmo Jenkins

An international criminal, wanted by the FBI for smugglung glue into the country, thats right, hes a paste smuggler
Wake up Cosmo Jenkins, this is the FBI, we have a bagel
by Vinnie da Homeskillet January 13, 2005
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Inward Jerking

Man 1: Hey dude, last night I watched your mom jack off

Man 2: Fuck man, no you didnt. And besides girls go in. Its fucking inward jerking you lazy cum stain.
by Big deliver October 28, 2009
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Social-jerking

A form of self-promotion by which you promote another individual's website/blog with the expectation that they'll return the favor.
Jim is social-jerking every single blog post on twitter.
by theremorse May 4, 2012
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