Jerry

The one friend in your circle of friends whos amazing at Rocket League and can take on a whole team by himself

I was playing Rocket League last night with the squad till we got matched up with some guy who pulled a jerry so I got pissed off so I threw my Xbox controller across the room and went to bed.

by Kiss my Asthm4 May 7, 2018

Jerbear

Coolest being in the world.

Wow, Jerbear is so cool!

by Elaine March 12, 2004

Jerky

1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox

by Raimondo March 15, 2005

Jerry

The most awesome kindhearted guy, sweet, but stubborn. falls for one girl he would do anything for her and will always love her.

jerry is such a sweet guy.

by granter August 17, 2011

Jerry Lewis' Hair

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

jerry-built

1869, Eng. dialect jerry "bad, defective," a pejorative use of the male nickname Jerry (a popular form of Jeremy), or from naut. slang jury "temporary," which came to be used of all sorts of makeshift and inferior objects.

Note: "Jury Rigged" is a temporary solution done with materials at hand (and can be considered clever), while "Jerry Rigged" (or "Jerry Built") is a poorly made permanent construction, and has no positive connotations.

Those pre-fabricated houses built by the contractor with the lowest bid are probably jerry-built.

by Bob Bendesky January 1, 2007

jerry jackson

1. Supposedly an animator who has done several works online. Has his own subdomain on www.fat-pie.com, where he shows all of his animations. Speculated to be a fake made by David Firth, owner of Fat-pie.com to make fun of newgrounds.com animators who are terrible, but think highly of their own work.

2. Somebody who is terrible at what they do, but thinks themselves as some sort of God.

1. Look at the Parondies of tha salant man by Jerry Jackson.

2. Dude, you are a Jerry Jackson with how bad you are at cooking! Stop thinking you're so great!

by zipwolf June 24, 2006