Jeff off

1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.
by heidi bags July 03, 2013
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Bust a Jeff

When you cum while watching a My Name Jeff Vine Compilation.
Bust a Jeff
Bro 1: “Man when channing Tatum said ‘my name is Jeff’ I busted a Jeff all over my keyboard and it took so long to clean up”
Bro 2: “what the fucc”
by LemonLord February 13, 2018
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jeff steitzer

the voice behind halo and the guy with the voice you wish you had during puberty
jeff steitzer
by OPnornfang August 24, 2016
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jeff is scary!

AAAA JEFF I DONT NEED UR HELP!
-jeff is scary!
by that little reggid March 12, 2019
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Jeff Jackson

"Jeff Jackson is a man of great wisdom"
by George's_Bush February 26, 2021
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Jeff bezos

A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them
Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you
by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021
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Jeff the killer

How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch who’s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying “Go to sleep”.
Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT 😍😍😩😩😩
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
by Emo_Gay_Bish May 19, 2022
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