Jason

1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.

1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.

by buttjed February 3, 2010

Jason

To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..

wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..

by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 15, 2010

Jason

A huge cunt

I hate Jason

by Purplenipsmagee July 30, 2017

Jason

Jason is an annoying person, he usually gets off task in school he throws fits and gets in BIG trouble

Ashlyn: hey London.
Grace: yeah!
Ashlyn: look at Jason he is off task and is throwing EVERYTHING!!!!
Grace: OMG!!!!! IKR

by Ms.patato August 27, 2017

Jason

An extremely gay human being that is in love with penis . He tried to get girls, failed..., so at the moment he tricks boys into going inside his home and does bad stuff to them.

OH MY GOD! That guy has so many dildos ! He must be a Jason .

by kylemorn October 2, 2017

Jason

Jason is a very shy. He has a crush on this girl that he can't possibly get over. Sometimes Jason can be weird until you get to know him.

Jason

by youhsgdi November 20, 2017

Jason

a person who moves from girl to girl & can’t keep a stable girlfriend. He says that he’ll always “be there for you”but it’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’ll leave his real friends who care about him & that will take a bullet for him ,for some people that will constantly backstab him

oh he just lied behind my back he must be a Jason.

by Debbie Nunez February 14, 2018