Jackhole

1: (noun) The act of flipping out in such utter proportions that the insults jackass and asshole are spliced and combined into jackhole.

2: (noun) Usually and asshole used to jackoff into.

Man: ah what a beautiful day for a drive *gets cut off and spills his coffee*

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JACKHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by an unfortunate sheep. May 21, 2011

Jackhole

This is a cross between a "jackass" and an "asshole".

My dad won't buy me anything. He's a jackhole.

by PrincessOfEdenia June 30, 2011

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015

jackong

typing one handed in the dark

its hard to jackong while looking at you threw a webcam

by pillowhead114 August 27, 2015

jackhole

A person whose behavior resembles both a jackass and an a****** at the same time. Often used as a term of endearment or to address someone you are typically fond of.

"Stop being a jackhole or you're going to embarrass yourself."

by Lindzoid December 17, 2015

Jackopedia

Jacopedia is a disease in which one cannot stop jacking off ( the arm is always in the jacking off motion and the penis is always erect) Extremely common and may cause death

Jakob was diagnosed with jackopedia

by niggerfaggotproabortion August 20, 2016

Jackhole

A person who is irritating and/or thinks he or she is always right.
The if a jack ass and an ass hole had a baby; the combination of the two words.

1. Leave me alone, you Jackhole!
2. Screw you, Jackhole!
3. You're such a jackhole.
4. Don't be such a jackhole, Dude.

by Isabella G... July 7, 2016