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John

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John
John is hot
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A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.
You need to win, Don’t be a John!
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But of a twat innit
Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit
by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018
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John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch
Fuck you jhon
Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe
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John is a guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings. John is also someone who has anger issues and when he is angry you do not want to mess with him or you could end up hurt and when that happens you you would never want to be near him ever again and if you get on his good side he will be nice just don't make him angry.
john can be nice but also mean
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John

Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.

He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!

Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...

John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool

He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John
by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018
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A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.

He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?

Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
by mylifeisasupremeMeme February 22, 2019
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