Italian Job

Getting a blowjob in a Mini Cooper.

Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.

by nickroat August 4, 2014

italian queen

A female of partial or full Italian descent who has her own money & as such, can buy her own things, is confident in herself & how she looks, doesn't take crap from anyone, & who doesn't engage in the belief that she needs a man to "complete her". An Italian queen is an Italian woman who is an expert at putting people rightfully in their place who want to talk trash or crap about her. Also, you never want to betray an Italian queen, because she'll make sure that you not only never forget it, but that you regret it for the rest of your life. You know an Italian queen by how she carries herself, such as walking, talking, body language, & such. She never feels the need to show off, because she values her own opinion first before anyone else's. But, an Italian queen also knows how to take care of those close to her. She rarely asks for help, but when she does, a lot of thought is put into what she pays back. It is an honor & privilege to be with an Italian queen.

As I said, you can tell a woman is an Italian queen by how she carries herself.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 8, 2011

Italics

The language of which people speak when you can not understand a word they are saying

Guy 1: i juh gut bock frum dollor chree

Guy 2: wtf his he saying

Guy 3 to Guy 2: dat boi speaking italics bro

by CEOofVirginity October 28, 2019

Creamy Italian

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,

Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.

by Rx420 June 4, 2009

Old Italian

Latin

English is based on Old Italian, spoken in the Roman Empire.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 20, 2019

Italian Choke Hold

When a gweedo dips a strap on dildo in marinara sauce and then continues to choke his victim with it.

Damn, Vinny really gave Jenny an Italian choke hold.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN January 21, 2011

italian stallion

another name for Rocky (Sylvester Stalone).

"In this corner Rocky, The Italian Stallion!"
"And in this corner MRRRRRRR. T!"

by KillaKan September 16, 2005