Strongest Army On The Internet

Greg

Person #1: What is the strongest army on the internet ?
Person #2: Greg

by iwatchtoomuchyoutube January 24, 2021

internet savvy

A person who knows a lot about the internet and how it works and how to use the internet according to his need other than just surfing, downloading and sharing.

Web developers and web designers are internet savvy people.
Hackers are one of the internet savvy people

by Ryln November 8, 2013

interrobang

first of all get your head out of the gutter. this word has nothing to do with sex you prick. this is actually a punctuation that is a question mark and an exclamation point‽‽‽ this is my new favorite thing. you stuck what in your mouth‽‽‽ khloe k named her baby malone‽‽‽ you bleached your asshole what color‽‽‽ how fast can you get to my house w pizza rolls‽‽‽

interrobang: you stuck what in your mouth‽‽‽ khloe k named her baby malone‽‽‽ you bleached your asshole what color‽‽‽ how fast can you get to my house w pizza rolls‽‽‽ it really works for every occasion.

by Cody Kolodziejzyk March 18, 2018

internet exploder

Name for internet explorer when you have to use it or are mad at it.

I have to use internet exploder again because this program will not work with Firefox.

internet exploder just crashed again.

by EJmcn June 21, 2009

internet hostage

When you are talking to someone online and they will not let you log off peacefully. When you log on the next day there are usually 20-30 messages from them asking if you are there in your offline message.

You: Well its kinda late... I'm gonna go get some sleep.
Them: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :'(
Them: Just stay and talk for a few more minutes PLZPLZPLZ
You: Ok...

(30 minutes later)

You: I really have to go, I have to wake up for work in 4 hours.
Them: But I really want to talk to you...
You: I have to go.
Them: 5 more mins!!!!
You: No, sorry. We can talk tomorrow or something.
Them: Tomorrow??? Come on just a few more minutes.
You: Bye
Them: Waaaaiiitt!

(Next Day)

"You have logged on to internet messaging service"

Offline messages:

Them: You there?
Them: Hello?
Them: Did you log off?
Them: I know you are there.
Them: You just went invisible.
Them: Why aren't you talking?
Them: Hellooooooo!?!?!?
*BUZZ!*
Them: Hey talk to me...

"Dude, this chick held me internet hostage for almost an hour last night. I thought I wasn't ever going to be able to log off."

by MC C Dub July 7, 2009

International Sign of Yiff

Extending your middle and ring fingers while holding your index and pinky down with your thumb.
Used to designate yourself as part of the Furry community or silently indicate something concerning Yiff.

I wasn't sure what his fetish was until he flashed the International Sign of Yiff

by Ash3taka August 6, 2010

intercoma

1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.

Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.

For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010