bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

by cloudowner July 12, 2012

yard muffin

That annoying kid that sets up their stoner camp right in the front yard of a house party, bush party, frat party. Any party.

This yard muffin is not making this party low key at all.

Does anyone even know who that yard muffin is?

by Fuschia Geranium Maggot November 21, 2016

muffin cartel

A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.

The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.

by Pheeder the Leedler November 22, 2013

winter muffin

Another name for a fun-cooker or, the crease under one's butt cheeks.

Yo, this morning when I woke up, I slapped my winter muffin so hard it turned black and blue!

by bump it November 27, 2010

Muffin Rage

Muffin rage is what we feel when there is a vast chasm between our actual needs and what another person or an institution thinks we need. - Credited to Jillian Horton, MD

We were burned out, over-worked, and under-paid. Then the administration gave us a plate of muffins as a thank you. All I felt was muffin rage.

See also: Pizza Fury

by Reflecting back December 12, 2021

muffin pan

A girl who wants all orifices filled...at once.

Stay away from that muffin pan, she's nasty.

by Justin888 January 2, 2009

muffin fluffin’

When you purposely wear a pair of low-rider jeans so tight so that you have to pull your glutes up and out, arranging or fluffing them into position.

That perfect muffin top look is the result of some expert muffin fluffin’, I am sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020