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A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.
The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.
by Pheeder the Leedler November 21, 2013
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